Two guys in Zagora were sentenced to 2 months in prison, and have to pay 500 MAD ($50) to the authorities for daring to drink water under 48°C (118.4°F).

 

Rumors say, God’s words were: “you shall faint in the desert during Ramadan and fucking die drinking your own saliva to earn your place in paradise” (maybe without “fucking”).

These gentlemen are lucky! According to the 222 article of our criminal code, they could have payed 10000 MAD ($1000) if the judge was in a really bad mood.

Judges tend to get in a really bad mood when prostitutes go on vacation for the holy month. They can’t get one damn good blow job.

Now that I’m thinking very seriously about it, I would have been quite broke by now myself.